And now, a word from Welton Colbert.

Guest week? Pah! Back in my day, you drew your own comics. You didn’t let just anyone go around drawing your comics for you. Why, if you found out someone else was drawing your comics, you’d take them to court! And back then you didn’t take them to some namby pamby courthouse, where you’d whine to a judge and he’d make them give you money, no sir, back then you’d take ‘em to a courtyard, so you could challenge them to a duel. We couldn’t afford guns or white gloves back then, so deuls were usually just slap fights.

But these webcomic kids today, they just love drawing other people’s comics for them. They can’t make their own updates, but they seem to make time to make other people’s. Well heck, if they wanna do my work for me for a week, that’s fine by me. Heck, I’ll make my guest week last for as many weeks as I can get out of this racket.

So I’m gonna take the next couple months off, and take it easy. Maybe I’ll go to Florida. Or maybe I’ll go in the backyard. Or maybe I’ll watch Price is Right and fall asleep in the recliner at 4:30pm. You really never know!

Sincerely,
Welton Colbert

P.S. It’s Coal-bert, not Coal-bare! Do you see a beret on my head?

Welton vs Neal Von Flue……..

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Welton vs Ali Graham……..

Welton vs Paul Gadzikowski…..

Welton Colbert vs Andrew S. Parnell

Welton vs Kelly Price ……

Welton Colbert vs Chris
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Stay tuned for even more guest comic goodness, as Welton still doesn’t show up for work!

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