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Archive for February, 2006

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“But With a Dork”

Sunday, February 26th, 2006

For the second installment of what is to become a continuing series of Obscure International Movie Reviews, I’ll be talking not about a single film, but an entire genre. An entire genre that I made up. The “But With A Dork” genre.
These films take a common type of film, and turn the main character into […]

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For richer, for poorer.

Monday, February 20th, 2006

This Saturday, I went to my boss’ wedding reception. I was excited to see what an Indian wedding was like, but unfortunately the ceremony had happened earlier in the day. The reception was held in the ultra-swanky Aquatic Club. Unfortunately, the space provided was so small that there was little to do but sit in […]

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Bollywood Fight Club

Saturday, February 18th, 2006

Tonight was opening night. Fight Club. The Bollywood version. You better believe I was there.

While you read my review, you can have your own Fight Club Dance Party with these hott jams from the movie!
Fight Club Rap
Boom! Boom! Boom! Fight Club!

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Transportation in India 2: The Train

Monday, February 13th, 2006

The journey begins with the quiet calm before the storm. The trains are often over 10 minutes apart, but everyone stands shoulder to shoulder in the ready position, staring intently at the tracks. Because as soon as the next train arrives, they have mere seconds to secure a spot, and they know that not […]

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Welton vs the Future

Monday, February 13th, 2006

A collection of vintage rants recently unearthed from the Colbert Archives.

Big thanks to Brian, Jason, Phil, Kyle, Bryan, Nick and Jared for lending their improv-comedy writing skills.

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Transportation in India 1: Auto-Rickshaws

Sunday, February 12th, 2006

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The main form of public transportation in India is the auto-rickshaw. Imagine the design of a taxi crossed with a tricycle, with the size and power of a riding lawnmower. They’re also one of the riskiest means of travel, as the drivers will almost certainly either have no idea how to get where you’re […]

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Madame Mouska (13 seconds)

Monday, February 6th, 2006

A guest strip for 13 seconds.