As I biked through Kerala, I got the opportunity to solve Uday Bhosale’s mission and become a Kathakali dancer. It took hours to put on that makeup and get into that fatsuit. I’m like Eddie Murphy up in here with you people and your missions!

Originally, I was in Periyar trying to solve my tiger-related missions, but I got thrown out because apparently you can’t just wander into the tiger preserve.

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