After multiple guest weeks and a faux clips show, Welton returns and finds trouble, in the form of a comment by Eric Burns!

A collection of vintage rants recently unearthed from the Colbert Archives.

Big thanks to Brian, Jason, Phil, Kyle, Bryan, Nick and Jared for lending their improv-comedy writing skills.

For my 25th birthday, some very awesome artists sent me Welton-themed birthday greetings. This first one is by the man, the myth, the legend Jason Rainey.

Peter Venables sent this comic my way…..

And this surprisingly fully-clothed masterpiece is by Mr. Jamie Dee Galey.

These cartoonists today. Everytime someone draws for a long time, they think they’ve invented something. Ooh, I all day, I think I’ll call it a 24 hour comic. It’s called a deadline, bucko. Ooh, I just invented the Sketchcrawl! It’s called ‘going outside’, Buster. Try it a little more often and it won’t be such […]

These cartoonists today. Everytime someone draws for a long time, they think they’ve invented something. Ooh, I all day, I think I’ll call it a 24 hour comic. It’s called a deadline, bucko. Ooh, I just invented the Sketchcrawl! It’s called ‘going outside’, Buster. Try it a little more often and it won’t be such […]

Another heaping helping of guest comics for you.
You know, I was pretty excited about this guest comic thing at first, until I saw how all these people drew me. The bald head, the grey hair, the wrinkles…… where does that come from? I look so…. old! Where is the rugged handsomeness that is Welton?
Welton Colbert
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And now, a word from Welton Colbert.
Guest week? Pah! Back in my day, you drew your own comics. You didn’t let just anyone go around drawing your comics for you. Why, if you found out someone else was drawing your comics, you’d take them to court! And back then you didn’t take them to some […]